Reviews for Harris Millis Residence/Dining Hall in South Burlington, VT

they put up lights and it?s pretty

here comes the airplaneeeeeee

If I could go 0 stars, I would. This place is awful. The food is terrible. If you?re in love with bone dry pork, mushy... overcooked beans, and hard crunchy rice, this place is for you. If not you?re out of luck. I wouldn?t even feed the homelesswith this trash. Staff have no morale and all look as depressed as the food. I never have a good experience here but I?m writingthis after finding hair in my food.. if you can even call it that. Everything served here is the lowest quality imaginable. Read more

Food is pretty bad there was something none food in the soup. It is a student cafeteria it used to be a lot better but almost... all the food options where closed exc for salads and rice/pork meat loaf. The desserts were okay that's why it's at 2 stars.Hope they improve the dinning here. Read more

Love the grundle baby. It's got heart it's gots style. The food kinda sucks on weekends but gawd damn those vegetarian options... go hard. Can never go wrong with some grundle cream. My friends and I have family dinner at the grundle because we love it somuch. The grundle is love the grundle is life. Read more

staff is great. pasta is boiled to the point you can?t eat it on a fork.

The most consistently mediocre place I?ve ever come across, this haus of fine noodles and sauces of various consistencies and... flavors has never let me down (mainly because my expectations were so low to begin with). It has been there for me in times ofneed. Mondays-Wednesdays at 12am when all hope was lost and my quest for nourishment after a session of herbal based remedyrendered me desperate and alone, it was there. In the middle of an emotional breakdown during finals week when I needed a placeto stress eat and shed a single tear without feeling an ounce of shame, it was there. Regardless of much of a mess you are, thisfine hall will always be there for you. Come rain or shine. Heraclitus once said, ?the only constant is change,? but I like tothink that the only constant is our beloved grundle: a reliable and nurturing establishment. The grundle and I had a rockybeginning. My first impression of the dining hall located mere feet from my dorm room could probably be summed up in two words:desolate wasteland. Looking out onto a vast sea of nothingness, I felt a pit of despair form in my already empty and growlingstomach. I hated the grudle and I was sure that the grundle hated me, as the suspicious looking eggs that I made my breakfastseemed to be waging war on my small intestine. Within the first week of exposure to grundle food, my genome underwent such ahigh level of mutation, scientists would later question me asking if I?d been subjected to radioactive waste. That was my firstimpression of the grundle. But as Franz Kafka wisely pointed out, ?first impressions are always unreliable.? I soon came to knowthe grundle as a constant source of nourishment, and regardless of the quality of the nourishment, I was ever so grateful.Regardless of time of day, the grundle welcomed me with a slightly above average selection of toppings for my salad, a varietyof cereal, and at least one healthy option present at the pea pod. And on the days where I was feeling a Read more

Hands downs best dining hall, if you like your garlic bread being a literal grease sponge this is your place. Late night dining?... Yes please. Those chicken nuggers got me spending my monday nights on the john but why do I keep coming back? 10/10 Read more