Reviews for Dick's Last Resort in San Antonio, TX
Our waitress was honest when I asked about the food. I had checked out review photos and the Mac & cheese looked to be a bit... dry. I asked our waitress and she said she preferred the mac & cheese but it was a little bit on the dryer side than thefettuccine Alfredo. So I stuck with the fettuccine Alfredo with blackened chicken and it was delicious! It was creamy and hadlots of flavor with the sauce and blackened chicken. My husband had the ribs and wings and said they were really good. Beerprices are very high. The restrooms are located upstairs. The floor looks like it could use a deep cleaning. Fettuccine Alfredowith blackened chicken - Delicious Ribs and wings - really good Would go back. Read more
I believe you have to understand what is going to happen before you enter this area. Although it is a nice place, I ordered my ... food and it was not very appetizing. The waiters were very good at their act and rudeness. The hats are big and obnoxious, thatis probably the fun part. I don’t recommend bringing your children. I brought my 13 and 11 year old daughters, and my 11 yearwas kind of scared of the waiters and the nicknames they called the two. My 13 year old was digging it. She loved it and alsoengaged with the act. The server was great at her job and wasn’t too off the rails to the children. There are a lot ofswearing so do not go if you do not like language and/or begging made fun of. Read more
First time ever trying this place last month. I have to say my wife and I had a blast. The food was good and the beers were... cold! Lindsay was an awesome server as well. Although she thought we were high maintenance, a pain in the rear and asked forexcessive refills she did a great job of insulting us. Can't wait to return. Read more
Awesome time, love the atmosphere! We had dinner on the 2nd floor the staff is as funny as can be. I had the steak and it was... delicious as was the 42 oz drink. We Will definitely be coming back on our next trip. Read more
Absolutely wonderful experience, my wife and I are on honeymoon in San Antonio and had the best time!! We laughed with our... waiter, embraced the gimmick and had an awesome time!! The hats are fantastic Thoroughly enjoyed the food also. Read more
I can not express the level of fun we had at Dick’s! Literally the best time I have had in such a long time!! We went there... for my oldest daughter’s 24th birthday and to say it was a blast is an understatement. I’m talking laughing until wecouldn’t breathe! We told them it was my daughter’s birthday and boy did they do it up! They have a live band and the leadsinger sang to my daughter and even incorporated her name in the song. I mean they are so rude in the nicest funniest way ever!I mean they are actually laughing too at how rude and funny they are. Our waitress Victoria was AMAZING!! She was so funny. Thethings they say have you dying laughing. But when she brought us our drinks and threw our straws at us and walked away we werelaughing so hard. She turned back around and was laughing too! This place is funny and fun! The jokes are flowing all night!It’s such a chill environment! You get to know people around you too, because you want to see what their hats say. And no oneknows what their hats say, they just slap a hat on you with something funny on it and everyone around you are laughing. Weactually got to know the table next to us because they were celebrating a birthday that night as well and it was just a superfun experience! The food is NOT mediocre! The food is AMAZING!!!! Omg! We was there for the experience. Our first time there anddidn’t know the food was going to be so amazing as well. You will not be disappointed and you will walk out of there with yourcheeks and stomach hurting from laughing all night! Thank you so much for making our whole families night so much fun. We areall still talking about the experience still. If I could give y’all 10 stars I would!!! Read more
This was a pretty funny experience! You were told ahead of time what dick’s is all about which is serving rude and with an... attitude. They slid the menus at us and went through the specials and told us what was the best drinks and food on the menusthen also gave us what was the cheapest in case we were broke then asked very rudely what we wanted and we couldn’t stoplaughing to order. They were rude but extremely nice at the same time you could tell they were just playing the part. Even withregular restaurants I haven’t had such a good experience with a waiter. He brought us our drinks & appetizers & made us paperhats with funny quotes on them. Mine said “I thought Dick’s was a male strip club” & again I couldn’t stop laughing andwore the hat my entire time there. The nachos are delicious, just cheesy enough and loaded with shredded bbq brisket. We orderedsome mac and cheese with chicken on top and that was delicious too. The meals were also made in a respectful time so weweren’t without food for that long. As we ate we enjoyed watching other waitresses make couples switch dates with othercouples and made them converse and make new friends. Other waiters would frequently check on us and ask how the food was and ifwe wanted anything and also ask us questions about our experience. He made fun of us when we told him that my friend had neverhad nachos before and went into details about how you could live in Texas and never have nachos . Again the entire experiencewas one for the book. Eating good food and getting a comedy show is the best form of entertainment. I recommend this place ifyou’re on the river walk and just want to have a great time with your friends and strangers. Read more
I heard about this restaurant years ago, stumbled upon it while exploring the river walk. So glad we came here. The host and... server showed us a good time with their witty comments and snarky jokes while maintaining a level of respect. Food and drinksare delicious, would definitely come back ???????? Read more