Reviews for Joe's Burger Bar in Kemah, TX
Overall a very bad experience. Food was GROSS. We let them know that they ran out of ketchup and most dressings. 20 minutes... passed and they did not refill anything. They ran out of condiments and napkins, too. When we asked for napkins they gave us abunch that were WET! Yuck. The meat was nasty and not seasoned at all. The chili was cold, and it tasted like it was old orstraight from a can. Service was bad, too. All the tables were dirty. We had to wipe our own table. Read more
Great scenery, good service, good food, and a fair price. I couldn't eat every thing I was so full.
Stopped in for a drink and unexpectedly had a great conversation with a new guy named Mark. He had a good personality and was... enthusiastic to work there as he mentioned my order was his first beer poured as a bartender. Good atmosphere. Food came outfairly quick and hot despite the reviews! I'll be back! Read more
Came in after a long day to get some studying done at the bar. Ordered a strawberry margarita. The new bartender was great! I... believe his name was Jeff. He was so genuine to everyone that came up. And he kept checking in to make sure everything was goingwell and if I needed anything. Excited to see more families returning to Kemah. Read more
Unfortunately the reviews are TRUE! I wish I would have googled this ?restaurant? before ordering. Food took almost 45 minutes... to come after ordering from the bar. Everything was like warm at best, condiments were no where to be found. Upon waiting forthem to be refilled food got even colder. Upon leaving I over heard the lady taking orders say the current wait on food was oneto two hours, oh how I wished she would have said something similar when taking our orders. Avoid at all cost! There are twomany other places to grab a bite on the boardwalk. Read more
I agree with previous posts. Visited there on Wed evening and we were the only people there. Bottle of water was $3.75 but we... were warned. Burger was VERY well done if you know what I mean. Dropped food on table and pointed to a condiments bar. It hadketchup, mustard, Mayo, napkins. No utensils or salt. Definitely won?t go back. Read more
I wished I'd taken 2 seconds to Google this place so I'd kept walking. So bad! Every table had issues... and there's 1 guy--... working both the bar and taking all of the takeout orders for the deck, while 1 lady delivers food. Denied cups of water; out ofall tap beers, frozen margs... and then a few other items went out while I watched and waited 20 minutes for my kids'lemonade... Place was nowhere near half full, but food took over an hour and all arrived cold; and was terrible, terriblequality anyways. Stale bread. Cold fries. Bad cocktails. Cardboard burgers. A fish-o-filet has more fish to it than my fishsandwich, I promise. I would have been happier wasting this money popping balloons and walking away empty handed. ???? Staffwas pleasant, albeit slow and helpless. Read more
Wish like others I?d googled it and kept walking. Terrible burgers. Meat was over cooked, dried out, and tasted weird. Toppings... on specialty burgers scarce. Condiment area unsanitary and mostly empty; other diners left the cover open letting the fewpickles and onions in it get tainted by all the people walking by. No employees were maintaining or restocking. Our order lackeda burger that took them 10 min to bring out. No fountain drinks only bottled drinks at $4.50 a piece. Read more