Reviews for Tiki Port Restaurant in Hyannis, MA
The staff is great.. The food is terrible. If you can't make simple delicious pork fried rice ,then just close down. Cape Cod... has some of the WORST Chinese Food in America. This place does have some quality food items but, they FAIL on the basics.Polynesian/American food should start with GREAT Fried rice. They have the color correct (dark brown) but..that's it. It leavesa chemically after taste that disappoints with every bite. The wings are slightly sub-par at BEST. The Crab Rangoons are verygood, Chicken/Beef teriyaki are on the thin side but, they're not all bad, their Lo-Mein is good, Chow-Mein is gross. I have hada love/hate relationship with Tiki Port over the past 15 years & as the quality has steadily declined I can now say that I amdone with them. Parking is an insurance claim waiting to happen. It is VERY Handicapped accessible but, I think Handicappedpeople have suffered enough than to serve them lousy food. Get your Fried Rice Recipe right & maybe, you'll earn back thiscustomer & I'd be EXTATIC about changing my review. I'm rooting for you Tiki Port. UPDATE : Glutton for punishment here. I wentback after all this time & it's even WORSE. They raised the prices.. shrunk the portion sizes & it's truly the WORST CHINESEFOOD IN NEW ENGLAND. PLEASE BOARD OF HEALTH :CLOSE THIS PLACE DOWN. IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD NOW. Read more
On the plus side, not expensive at 55 for two (inc 1glass wine) but food not good. Crispy won tun overcooked and dry, and meat... overpadded with veg. Generally flavourless. Raised this with staff, said not happy, and no relaxation on bill offered. Read more
Stopped by there about 1 PM on August 28 for a quick lunch after driving to go Deep sea Fishing at a place I may never plan a... trip again when I was told they had called to let me know now gettingvback to tge Tiki we loved the way it looked The food wasaverage but the waiters the young one who really didn't want to be there working after paying attention to what he was doingwhen I had asked for water for my Grandson my son and myself after we had drinks he had his hands all over the unwrapped strawsand farther more had dropped them on the table I did check him. Dear management of the Tiki. His service is disrespectful... Youknow wjat to do. Sincerely I will call you Monday to follow up. Read more
Been going here since the late 1970s/early 1980s and only had 1 bad meal in all those years (and that was on a new years eve... where they were so busy they must've cut corners). Very consistently delicious, generous portions, friendly staff. Today'smeal was absolutely FANTASTIC. I crave their eggrolls. Portions so large you can easily get 3 meals out of them. Read more
Amazing prices for the amount of food we got! Delicious! Update! -One year later and we are back again! Amazing food and... service again. I love the atmosphere. The wall paintings are real (not a print) and were done in 1977 for the grand opening. (Weasked because they are gorgeous.) Read more
I have to say, I was thoroughly disappointed by my visit to tiki port. Boneless spareribs were dry and had an odd taste. The two... pictures are of the grease at the bottom of the bag that the vegetable egg rolls came in, and the egg roll itself after it wasdried off with 2 paper towel; before it was dried off I am not exaggerating when I say it was dripping with grease. The lo meinwas the star of the show, but it was very mediocre. But on the bright side, it was the only edible thing I ordered. I wish theyput more effort into the food, I can't imagine what the kitchen looks like if this is how the food looks. Read more
We loved the Chinese, hard to find great chowmein, fried rice amazing ????. the eggfuyoung was good also. I would rate the... Patye (sorry my spelling). I would give it a 4 of 5 as I have had better but still good they use thin spaghetti ???? noodlesmixed with some flat noodles I would like a little more spice but still good ????. Read more
Quite possibly the worst Chinese take out I've ever had. If I could give it less then one star, I would. Both my wife's and my... meals were inedible and went in the trash. My fried rice was black from so much soy sauce. I literally felt my blood pressure goup after a few bites. The General's chicken was stringy and tough to chew, and the broccoli in it tasted weird, like it waspickled and was complete mush. The only food item we got that we could eat were the wontons, which were already cold and didn'thave much flavor. The egg rolls were crunchy on the outside but the filling was like mush and was overly salty too. The onlypositive thing I can say is the delivery was on time. We will never order from here again. Read more